Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

kid safe

things people use when they want kids and everyone else to watch there not family friendly vids

Epicman:KID SAFE
ME:not trusting that

Lazer Safe

Safe in its Safest form

That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe

pop your safe bubble

@itserniie on twitter exposed the government for enslavement by manipulation on all of us.

oops, i just popped ur safe bubble 😊

did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?

ask your grandma, “did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?”

Smelly Safe

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.

I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe

Safed

Stupid as fuck everything decisions SAFED

SAFED Making decisions without thinking.

Baby Safe

A male that has had a vasectomy to prevent pregnancy

You must be baby safe if you do not want to use a condom.