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a blanket a man uses to jack off into
hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket
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another word for condom
damn, I think we're gonna need a skeet wrap for that.
The act of ejaculating.
Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!
Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!
Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.
The act of a group of people fill balloons up with cum and throw them at each other
Usually a boy or girl who seem to always have white stuff around there mouth that looks like semen.
Girl: hey did you see the white stuff around michael's face.
Boy: ha yeah from now on we should call him skeet mouth
When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.
Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.
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The pollen (jizz) that is released from trees to propagate it's species. This same pollen (jizz) is what millions of people are allergic too.
Dude, why are your eyes all red, and your nose running, and why do you keep sneezing?
Man, it's all this tree skeet in the air.