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When walking by someone you have known for years, but have a grudge against them or you just don't like them. maybe that person came over to your mothers house for your family birthday dinner and you caught them masturbating in your family room. When you see this person coming towards you, as you walk down the street, you do not stop to say "Hello" or "Hey, hows your dog doing?" You simply wave and carry on.
Oh yeah, fuck him! He has been demoted to waver status.
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When a girl/guy is constantly hanging off your back. This is worse then a stage 5 clinger. This person just doesnt understand no
Omg I told you I wont give you my # what is wrong with you? do you take no for an answer? youre like a backpack just hanging off of my back. serious backpack status.
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Describing a man's erection or a dildo
Quick I need some new batteries for my Love statue!
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A sexual position involving 1 female and 7 males. The female is using both hands to jerk off 2 of the guys, using her feet together for 1 guy to use, she is using her mouth to suck one cock, her breasts for another guy to use, she is also being penetrated in the anus and vagina. There is an optional 8th guy to stand over the group and jack off on top of them.
Slutty College Girl: "Man I'm so tired after that Statue of Liberty I did last night at the frat house."
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This is what your status is on your gmail in g-chat.
He chris, why does your g Status say your taking it up the but? did you leave your email account open at the apple store again? haha
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Originating from the Facebook Website, this term is used in the situation that your friend has accidently left his or herself logged into his or her account on your computer, phone, etc. After coming to this realization, you immediately update their status to something degrading, obscene, or just plain wrong.
-"dude!! Sam left his Facebook up on my computer!"
-fuckin' deece! Status-Bomb his ass!"
-(in the status box) "my name is Sam and I love boys...if you're into long walks on the beach and doing homo-things...get at me ;)"
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In reference to Ice-T's H.A.M. of a wife.
Do prostitutes look at you and say Damn?
Is your wardrobe 50% spandex?
Are 50% of your shoes 4 inches or higher and have clear heels?
On your myspace page do all of your pictures show yo' booty in the air or titties out for all to see?
Do your man wear gators?
In pictures do yours and your mans outfits match?
Do you call your man "Baby Poo"? Does he call you "Bitch, get over here!"
Do your sons friends want to "hit that"?
Do you still line your lips?
Do people side-eye you and say "Jesus take the wheel"?
Do you wear white jeans year round?
Do you even own flat shoes?
Do the folks at Planned Parenthood use your photo when explaining to young ho's in training what not to wear in order to avoid UTI's and yeast infections?
Do you constantly have Camel Toe or Moose Knuckle?
Do you refer to your man as my nigga?
Is your man on parole?
Have you stopped seeing your family becuase your man can't leave the county?
Is his real name Tron or Lysol?
Have you seen more knives then a Benihnana?
Are you considering ass implants?
Do pannies clash with your outfit?
If this sounds like you then grab the champagne and pour it on yourself, because you you have achieved COCO STATUS! It's a celebration bitches!
Erin: Damn! You see 'ol girl crossing the street.
Dee: Is she wearing clear heels at 8am?
Erin: And the bitch got on white stretch pants pulled up to her ribs...with a belt.
Dee: I straight up see moose knuckle.
Erin: That bitch has definately achieved Coco Status.
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