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A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.
"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."
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The feeling of disappointment at one's everyday life after witnessing the greatest band in the world live
Foo fighters are so freaking awesome they've given me everlong syndrome.
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D.Va Syndrome (pronounced Diva Syndrome) is an illness unique to the players of overwatch, specifically to those who play the character "D.Va". The main and most noticeable symptom of this syndrome is as follows. Whenever the player notices they are below half HP (critical hp) a trigger activates in their brain, forcing them to use every single ability at the same time and fly directly into the enemy team. Other common symptoms can be: using bomb without boosters and standing at the back of the team using D.Va as a sniper.
"Devin just flew into the enemy team on 10 HP, he must have D.Va Syndrome"
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After you've blown your load, you lose all interest in the girl and just want to her to go away. She's served her purpose and is pretty much an elephant in the room at this point.
"You know normally I'd get Blower's Syndrome and tell you to leave but I don't mind Maggie, you can sleep here if you want." - BW
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When a person cannot let go of one branch (relationship) until he/she has a good hold on another.
Tracie: If Amy's so unhappy with her boyfriend, why doesn't she just break up with him?
Jennifer: Because she's never actually been single; she won't dump him until there's the security of a relationship with another guy around the corner.
Tracie: Oh I see...she has orangutan syndrome.
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Denying or refusing to acknowledge something that is blatantly obvious as if your head were in the sand like an ostrich.
Guy: You know, I didn't see them kissing. I saw them canoodling in the library for hours but I had no idea he was cheating on you.
Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.
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a disease caused by zero fellacio after three days.
symptoms include strep throat, excessive coughing, weakening of body, vaginal dryness, dehydration and uncontrollable shaking. Loss of needle eye. laryngitis.
You can only contract Olimar syndrome after first fellacio.
Olimar syndrome makes you more susceptible to infertility, dementia, HPV, AIDS, syphilis, depression, Lyme disease, terminal leukaemia, Olimar disease also opens leukaemia to a stage 7. Charles Bonnet syndrome and meningitis. Opens diabetes to a stage 3. Schizophrenia.
If not treated correctly or in time, Olimar syndrome will kill you.
The only known treatment for Olimar syndrome is dick or extreme radiotherapy. Ingesting Hydrochloric Acid (HCl) has also seen to alleviate symptoms
Olivia: I aint ate that dick in 4 days!
Aliya & Umar: Gurl u finna get that Olimar syndrome. We needs to get Jason.
Olivia: I'm gonna fucking die you guys help me!!!
Aliya & Umar: fuck outta here all you need is dick!
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