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An overhyped, "Mexican" restaurant specializing in Jack-in-the-Box style tacos. Mostly caters to white people from the Westside who don't know any better.
The store was out of dog food so I stopped by Tito's Tacos instead.
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Rigorously rub spicy chili peppers all over your penis (don't worry about that tingly, awesome burning sensation) just before fucking like a rock star.
Sara, "Hey Mindy, I heard you're fucking Gordan Ramsey from Hells Kitchen?"
Mindy, "Yeah, last Monday was the Mexican episode and he gave me such a bad Spicy Taco I had to put an ice cube in my pussy!"
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When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.
Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.
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Pressing your boner against a wet clit and sliding up and down a little. So so for the men but the ladies love it.
She says "pull out for a minute and give me the taco slide, it's my favorite".
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True philly taco veterans know that one must go to Jim's for the cheesesteak first. Common philly taco eating hours typically coincide with the busiest hours at Jim's. Therefore, getting the pizza first will result in a cold slice of pizza. In addition, the insulative properties of the bread and foil wrapping keep the cheesesteak nice and hot.
Order the cheesesteak to go, then walk to Lorenzo's and get your slice of pizza. Wrap the slice of pizza around the cheesesteak longwise. For the best experience, eat while standing in the back room of Lorenzo's and watching yourself enjoy.
Dude, these noobs think you should get the pizza first?
...Phucking Philly Taco Amatuers...
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Chewed up gum smeared on a rock. aka. vagina
that bitches pink taco looked like the bazoka joe factory exploded in her crotch.
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The proverbial "place" that one visits after having ingested the disgusting substances referred to as "food" by a particular fast food chain.
He let his late-night munchies get the best of him and now he's in taco hell!
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