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The act of inflating the cost of something to reflect the fact that you find the client obnoxious.
It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.
Turkey's sex tax was created in March of 1997. It was the most expensive tax, in all of Turkey's history. The couple would have to pay over 600 Turkish lira for every minute of sex. The tax would fluctuate, and in 2002 it reached 1300 Turkish lira per minute. A government official would always have to be present at the sex site, and any undocumented sex would be charged 3 times the original price. If a pregnancy was detected, but there was clearly no documented sex in the past year. the male and female would be thrown into a jail cell and would be forced to have sex 24/7, also allowing spectators to view it through 1-way windows. The birth of the child would be done in the jail cell, and through a special communication box, the man would be given a pair of scissors to cut the umbilical cord, they would have to hand the baby over to the officials. Once the baby was handed over, doctors would work on it. Of course, during the jail time, everything that the couple owned would be confiscated, and their house stripped of all their personal belongings. The people were always followed by a government official, and the people we not allowed to wear any clothing until they found a stable job, to earn the money to pay the x3 fine. Also, anyone on the street was allowed to force them, to start having sex, right then and there, on the street, and if he wanted to, stick his finger in the female's vagina, and wiggle, or grab and squish and tug on the penis.
Female: I ain't paying that sex tax!
Male: Well, if we don't, we'll have to stay in a jail cell, and then people will be able to go around, stick their fingers up your vagina, and even tug on my penis.
A tax on the DM of a tabletop game, meaning they have to share shit.
You gotta pay your DM tax if you want us to listen.
Marrriage that is only for taxies
Tubbo: let’s get married for tax purposes
Ranboo: but-
Tubbo: Taxes
Ranboo: Tax Marriage :,(
Lincoln tax is a word used by many cuban refugees and hispanic immigrants who lived in hudson county nj. Because of the proximity of the Lincoln tunnel (which anyone in north jersey is familiar with) they confused the term income for Lincoln in regards to income tax.
Oye compadre acabo de recibir el dinero de mi lincoln tax.
The price of cheating on a spouse, usually encompassing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.
The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."
DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
When people die as a result of not being able to acquire the resources they need to survive, because they lost a lot of money they needed when they paid off their taxes, which causes some people to go homeless and potentially die starvation, dehydration, and or severe illnesses that greatly impact their lives in a negative way.
People who get taxed to death tend to die in a very slow, painful manner. It is sad to see this issue is still very prevalent today.