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An event or occurrence in which one person does or says something so brainless, so idiotic, so absolutely fucked-in-the-head that you begin to wonder whether you should point and laugh, or run away with overwhelming shame and embarrassment for the entire human race.
This always happens by one individual, without any outside influence. 100% natural stupidity.
"there were THIRTEEN cars off the road. THIRTEEN! i saw two separate three-car accidents, two 2-car accidents, and the rest were just individual acts of 'stupid'."
The worst offenders:
George W. Bush
Anna Nicole Smith
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan
Flava Flav
Paris Hilton
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The law stating that all first-born children have to be legally named Gregory and are not allowed to change their name until their 42nd and a half birthday.
Gregory: Hey Gregory, are you 42 and a half yet?
Gregory: Not until next April.
Gregory: Well then according to The Gregory Act of 2019 you have to wait til then to change your name.
Gregory: Darn!
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Legislation designed to protect the American people from terrorism. Often criticized by the left and those who have something to hide. (see terrorist)
Leftist college student: The Patriot Act is choking our liberties.
Me: Your liberties are not being choked. If what you said was true, the FBI would be down here and arrest you for saying stuff like that.
Student: That just what that fascist Bush wants you to believe.
Me: He's not a fascist. Fascists want to take your guns away. Republicans and conservatives value gun ownership. It is the democrats and the liberals who want to take your guns away. They are the real fascists.
Students: Uh, pardon me, fascism is right wing, like the nazis.
Me: Which confuses me, because nazi stands for national socialist. It's socialism, which is a leftist ideology, but on a national scale. So really, naziism is left wing.
Student: Whatever Michael Savage. (Walks away)
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when a guy takes one for the team by having sex with an ugly chick but wrapping an american flag over her face
dude i should have patriot act this girl in the bar i met but i was so hammered to notice her face
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a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft
I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!
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The worst insult anyone could give to other people. Joe here is referred to a specific figure.
James says im just like Joe........i beg to differ!!!! i think im NOTHING like JOE!!!!
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An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.
Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."
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