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A conservative talk show host that is is desperate for some titties. Also known as a dickhead and a conservative
Bill O' Reilly bought that big car to make up for his small penis
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A completely useless white male asshole with an enormous ego apparently obtained by hosting a useless rag-mag TV show that turned into a rag-mag political show opportunity. Unable to tolerate an opposing viewpoint, esp. those on the left. Elevated self absorption makes him feel and act like a 60 yr old Rambo tough-ass but is not so diluted as to actually face a challenge esp. by Keith Olbermann. Uncomfortable in his own skin if anywhere other than his TV controlled environment. Basic fuck head, woman harassing, simple shit.
If I were born a Bill O'Reilly I would kill my stupid fucking self before I opened my big useless mouth. And someone please burn the body.
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Pulling your ass cheeks apart, placing your unblinking brown eye on a sleeping persons nose.
Dave awoke with muffled scream under Kelly's waffle bill.
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A well-known rapist who got hit with a hot dog bun.
"Hey did you hear about Bill Cosby?"
"Yeah, the one who got hit with the hot dog bun in prison."
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
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A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot
What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!
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As of 2009, the 3rd richest man in the world, he has made our lives easier through Microsoft and has redefined many times the meaning of "Personal Computer". Bill Gates, along with Steve jobs, have made our lives easier ever since the 1990's with the internet and the pc's and macs, and even though there's controversies about which is better, deep down, we all know there equal. He has donated billions of dollars to charities and will keep on doin' it until he's out of money. He is a good man and therefore deserves to be respected.
"If you had a chance to meet bill gates, would you do it?"
"no, he's a nerd"
" Well he's a rich nerd"
"I don't give a crap, hes lame."
" You're a retard."
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Some simpleton who shares his opinions on fox.
Watching him makes average people rapidly decend into idiocy. This effect is of great benifit to corporations and politicians who require easily suggestable and pliant consumers and voters in order to continue to exist.
Always makes comments on "how simple" things are or could be. This kind of reasoning is popular among simple people who can only comprehend simple things.
Actually believes in what he's saying, as do others who can not understand or refuse to accept that the world is a complicated place with complicated problems requiring complicated analysis and well-though out solutions.
After watching Bill O'Reilly my brain got soft and I started to believe claims made by Politicians and advertisements on T.V. Now I can't deal with these complicated big-word-saying politicians who want to make government inefficient by working on complicated plans that require a bunch of outside experts and research to put together. I also feel I may have restless leg syndrome.
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