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Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.
Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?
Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome
Girl: ...so a grower?
That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.
Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"
An expression used when a bra less women walks out of the freezer department in a supermarket.
Hey mate, check her Bruce Lee’s out.
the most annoying fucking human whale who thinks saying the n word when you are paler than a full moon is cool!
That rumor spreading bitch ass Haylee Bruce can suck a gd fucking dick.
The act of pointing a flashlight at the wall/ceiling mid-sex, Distracting your partner, then screaming “TO THE BATCAVE” while proceeding to shove it into your partners ass.
“I totally pulled a Bruce Pain on that girl from the party last night”
A god who can do whatever he likes. Whenever he likes
Bruce Masson is a god ahhh scary god man doing crab walk at speed of light. I’m dead now because Bruce is op
Resembling Batman; or Bat dad you space out and "have a moment," for.
"Hey Girrrrrl, did you see that body body ody ody ody on that Bruce-WAYNE?"