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little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.
Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.
Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?
Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.
The little demons that keep you awake at night.
Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.
Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men
I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away