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a small person a petafile likes

i like children

by il like men May 23, 2022


children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.

Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 30, 2023


Children

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.

Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.

by Onefukked_up_asparagus July 4, 2019


Children

Stupid little shits who don't know how to sit down for five minutes

I don't want any children

by May 6, 2022

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Children

Demon spawns that exists through humans

Oh ew.. a demon children

by Bk-Cp1 April 17, 2021


Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.

Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.

by Figo3 April 9, 2018


Children

Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men

I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away

by Overachiever69 June 3, 2020