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When one is laying flat on their back with knees bend upwards while moving their head up to reach the asshole of the person standing right in front of them with ass towards them, thrusting his/her tongue DEEP INSIDE the anus each time he/she moves his/her head to the top. Under Cleveland municipal law, any sex act that is performed within Cleveland city limits must involve shitting, so the person who is receiving a rimjob via a Cleveland Curl Up is legally obligated to shit onto the tongue of the giver of the Cleveland Curl Up; essentially the “cherry on top.”
I decided to try something new with my Girlfriend so I asked if we could take turns doing Cleveland Curl Up…
…and she left me :(
when two homies share the same urinal, each having an arm around each other. Normally crossing streams, sometimes even touching tips to create a piss pact that if broken, the other person gets to chop off the dick of the one who broke it.
yeah he's ur home boy. but would he do the good ol cleveland hose brigade with you?
The act of taking a dump in between two Graham crackers, cumming on the poop, and making the other person eat it
My girlfriend was hungry and I was horny. So we compromised for a Cleveland Nutter Butter.
(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."
Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!
No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!
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Shitting on someone's chest though an open sunroof.
I almost got an indecent exposure charge after giving her a Cleveland Chicago Express.
A real Nigga that loves God n would soon be able the buy his momma a rolls Royce
That Nigga deryck Cleveland jr said Adriana is in the past
A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.
“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”
“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”
“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”