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When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.
I think I just heard a french duck
"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,
person that you kind of hate but you are still friends
josh is a fried duck
Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.
"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."
When a child in his teens named Liam gets booped on the head and is called a duck.
Look, it's Liam the Duck!
The residue left around the bell end of the penis after anal sex. Generally, an amalgam of fecal remnants, cum and booty juice. Known for its ripe, pungent odor.
She went right down on it after anal braaaahhhh. Didn’t even wipe off the duck muck.
Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.
Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.