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When one is on a flight and has to crap to bad they cant see straight, they sprint down the isle into the ultra small restroom, shut the door and proceed to try to take care of business, just to realize that it is all just a lie....your body refuses to poop a mile high.
Dude, each time I fly I am haunted and reminded of the Mile High Lie, no matter how bad I have to poop when I get to the restroom in the back of the plane my body shuts down and refuses to defecate, it is maddening.
The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet
Person 1: I watch boku no pico
Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me
A fart so bad it melts the furniture.
Sam ate a burrito and let rip three mile island.
jacking off in the cabin of an aircraft mid flight
Kirstin: How was the flight?
Ben: It was mediocre, and then i went to the lavatory and enjoyed the mile high experience.
The act of masturbating on an aeroplane, usually (and more practically) in the toilet.
Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.
When one lets an enormous foul smelling silent but deadly fart on an airline impacting several rows of passengers and lingering for the length of the flight. The originator remains anonymous while passengers agree it smells like we hit a skunk.
OMG do you smell that? I am about to vomit it smells so bad, what died on this plane?, we darn sure must have hit a mile high skunk!
A near miss is still a miss and therefore no better than missing by a great margin. Losing a game by one point is still losing.
A miss is as good as a mile even when i got out in the first round