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When you a ugly ass nigga named Patrick.
Why you on that Patrick Shit.
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Mixing up two pop legends or other people of note (or notoriety).
X: Is Bob Dylan still doing Live Aid or...?
Y, t Z: (He's doing a patrick again...)
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patrick stewart is bald.
patrick stewart omgwtfbbq.
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Lead Guitar for the kick ass Band Otherwise
Ryan Patrick plays a mean fucking guitar!
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Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather fuck, a werewolf or a leprechaun? I'd pick the leprechaun.
Patrick: I am a little leprechan and I am so fucking cute!
Pete Wentz: Cool dude.
Me: Patrick lets go make passionate love all night long and I know how you love it when my makeup gets all over your pillowcase.
Pete: Patrick, let my suck your dick dude.
Me: STFU bitch he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute as shit. He shouldnt lose weight, get rid of those sideburns, or sing clearly because all of those things make him super cute! lmao
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When you get soo fucked up that you do some really dumb shit, that you still regret/get embarrassed till this very day
"Man I got so Patrick shwavy last night I said something to a kid with the downies in a scooby doo voice"
"Whatcha say man?"
"RUH ROH RAGGY RETARD!!
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Patrick Stewart is a medical condition that if contracted, results in chronic pubic alopecia (permanent loss of the pubes).
Tammy reluctantly relieved herself in a Port-A-John in the parking lot of a Dio concert and found she had caught a case of Patrick Stewart from the toilet seat. Her boyfriend Ronny will no longer be her “Holy Diver” as she had patchy pubes.
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