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A term used to describe a very thin girl with lots of pubic hair.
Although I prefer girls who shave, I still will occasionally fuck a toilet brush.
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When the throwing down the toilet of cummy tissues from the male, and the used tampons of the female that then somehow meet in the sewers, merging together and forming a mutant baby that will feast on unsuspecting toilet goers
God dude, just been taking a massive dump and almost got taken away by a toilet baby!
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Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?
Derek! I saw a throne today that I wouldn't hover over with two toilet condoms.
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Sexual position with a difficulty rating of 10/10:
Man lies on back, Man pushes penis through legs so penis protrudes from the back of his thighs, Woman sits on mans bottom using the back of the mans calf's as a back rest and inserts penis into vagina or anus.
Guy1: Holy shit dude me and my girl just did the toilet seat.
Guy2: Dude... That's some serious cirque de solei shit.
Guy1: Shit yeah son!
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when you go to do your business in a gross, public bathroom, you cover the pee-covered toilet seat with toilet paper, acting as a condom.
MARK: hey i got to take a dump.
PHAREESH: dude, your gonna take one HERE!?
MARK: im gonna slip on a toilet condom
PHAREESH: Oh ok.
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Someone that finds the time to draw a gang sign, phone number,or dumb joke on a bathroom stall wall.These characters will use anything to write there feelings.These mediums could be marker,fingernails,keys,or lighters.
Peon:Oh my gosh boss it looks like one of those toilet taggers wrote all over the stalls.
Boss:Well you better get the off colored spraypaint.
Example 1:Horny: For a good time call Ralph #.
Example 2:Poetic: People that write on bathroom walls.Roll there shit in little balls.People that read these words of wit.Eat those little balls of shit.
Example 3:Toughguy: My gang will kick yo gangsises assess gee.
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Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
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