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To have sexual intercourse with someone who is a 10 on the attractive scale when you yourself are a 5 or lower
Man Becky is hot but I can't do the unicorn dance with her she's out of my league.
Going so deep in a pussy that it feels like a unicorn's horn is penetrating your ovaries whilst preforming an aggressive rainbow queef.
Fred: Man, I think Stacey is going to brake up with me.
Jo: What!?! Why?!yy
Fred: Well... I was having sex with her for the first time and... I... Have a big... Cock and I went unicorn deep. She still can't walk dude.
Unicorn llamas are rare animals that look like a llama but have a horn and they also come in different colors and patterns
have you seen a llama with a horn around??
No why they don't even exist!?
Ya they do u just gotta…….BELIEVE
later…
omg that is such a unicorn llama O_O
A person who is capable of accomplishing the near impossible, and is highly desirable .
She's a unicorn wrangler
Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.
Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn
When you place your ball sack on someones forehead so that you penis protrudes like a unicorn horn.
I was getting a blowjob the other night, and then just gave this chick the biggest unicorn nibbler.
Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....
Always give your enemy unicorn cookies, they will never forget it.