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when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet
Waking the baby is what Mom and Dad have so much energy that they wake the baby up for the feeding not the other way around
I feel so good and energized and ready to Take On The World this morning I was all about waking the baby this morning for her feeding
A game where one drives a muffler deleted car through neighborhoods past 11 pm attempting to wake the sleeping individuals. You win the game if the person comes out of their house, chasing you.
The goons played Wake the Neighbor last night and almost got arrested.
A waking nightmare, is where your actual life becomes worse than your dreams and your dreams become something of a refuge, where you can escape reality and forget. But when you wake up, you remember how shit life is for you at the moment in reality and that it was just a dream where you were happy. You'll know that you have a waking nightmare if you sometimes cry when you wake up as a result of the happiness difference between your dream and your life.
Guy 1: "I'm living a waking nightmare right now man"
Guy 2: " I don't care "
When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.
Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."
Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.
He woke me by doing a Australian wake up
When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”