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The God of the Weather. People say he knows the history of mankind.
Don’t speak the name of Weatherred
Extreme weather conditions or changes.
It hasn't been extremely weatherous, so our Christmas lights should be okay. I will take them down another later.
1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.
2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.
Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."
" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
That phenomenon where the exam season of many second & third level academic institutions coincides with record breaking sunny weather perfect for outdoor extracurricular activities, only for the weather to promptly return to cloudy rain once they're done.
"Oi, Ollie! We're off Sparchin' ya comin'?"
"Fucking can't, Physiology & Anatomy exam tomorrow! "
"Ah that's harsh, fucking Exam Weather...
A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.
cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)
One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.