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When there’s two people in a relationship and one is a straight 10 and the other one is an ugly 0.
Damn Lauren’s in a zero ten relationship. Her boyfriend is ugly asf.
One of the most impressive acoustic songs ever written by possibly one of the best ex-bands ever, Northstar.
your mom: "I love that song, Two Zero Two by Northstar."
her mom: "Too bad they broke up."
your mom: "Cassino's just as good."
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An interfaith religious community center that is to be located two blocks away from Ground Zero. Some people think that the location is insensitive because it is a house of worship for Muslims and extremist Muslims attacked us on 9-11-01. Almost everyone who supports it is UN-American because they believe in freedom of religion for Muslims that haven't the slightest connection with Al-Qaeda.
Hey Bob, do you believe that the Ground Zero Mosque should be built? Hell no, its a victory for the terrorists.
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The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."
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"T minus zero" means "out of time."
This comes from a countdown convention used in by both the American military and NASA.
Generally, it is used when counting down to a major event that will happen at a specific time.
Mathematically, T is time, minus whatever amount of time is left until the event happens.
If the News Years ball is dropping in 10 minutes, one could say "The ball is dropping in T minus 10 minutes and counting!"
Therefore, "T minus zero" means that there is no time left.
I was working on my term paper all night for my morning class, and all the sudden I looked up at the clock and realized I was t minus zero.
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When yo girls gives you the GAWK 3000. Meaning when you get yo dick sucked.
Jonathan: Dude you won’t believe what happened!
Tim: What, dude?
Jonathan: My girl gave me one more zero last night!
Tim: No way Dude!
Having absolutely NO hoes whatsoever
Person 1: “Yo that man Tyler got zero (0) bitches bro”
Person 2: “Ik bro fr he must be lonely”
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