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Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.
History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.
Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.
Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer
My mom can be a real kitchen-hitler sometimes
A person who immediately corrects a word, adjective, noun, verb, etc if used incorrectly in a sentence or conversation.
Nick: "Is your mother native?"
James: "You're using native wrong. The correct word is foreign. Don't say a word you don't know how to use."
Nick: "No need to be a dictionary hitler about it."
Beam of Hitler killer of the Jewish including Anna frank
A hybrid sex move that consists of a Dirty Sanchez immediately followed by a Dutch Oven. The victim/lover may now emerge from the bunker with their stylish Hitler 'stache.
My wife asked if we could get tickets to the next Dane Cook stand-up special. Instead, I gave her The Hitlers Bunker and told her it was time we see other people.
THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 3 (FINAL PART): Battle after battle he provoked, and battle after battle he won, until he met his match. When on the now defunct music sharing platform Allihoopa, Neckbeard Hitler stumbled across a piece of true music, titled 'LetMeTalk 2.0' by a mysterious rapper named MCX. He had finally met his match. MCX's pure lyricism inspired him to make songs of his own, not just using his powers in rap battles. Due to his favourite Anime cosplayer being eaten alive by a furry who legitimately believed he was a tiger, Neckbeard Hitler developed a furious, burning hate for furries. LetMeTalk 2.0 inspired him to rap about his true feelings, explaining the title of his upcoming album which will drop later this year, 'Genocide the Furries', which may or may not include an MCX feature. Neckbeard Hitler is an enigma to us all. We do not know his real name, some even believe he was assigned the name at birth. All that we can say is that one day, information on his father's killer will come to light, and Neckbeard Hitler will have the opportunity to partake in the most prestigious rap battle the rap game will ever have.
Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'
I went down on this girl last night and she must not have wiped her ass enough cause when i looked in the mirror i had a muddy hitler mustache. Dirt bitch. Clean that taint and ass
I was giving this women oral sex doggy style and when i was done she asked why i had a muddy like hitler mustache skid mark on my lip looking like a muddy hitler