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AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 25, 2019


strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.

Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.

by stateworkers July 8, 2015


Anal-bender

A slur to call a gay man who is annoying, being too much or causing trouble.

Gay man: "Are you mad that I talk to more girls than you?"
Me: "Shut up anal-bender."

by February 1, 2022


actor bender

The state in which an actor or female actor takes on radically different character roles in a variety of movies and/or television shows.

Michael Fassbender plays Magneto in the X-Men film franchise and a robot in Prometheus. This is what makes him a actor bender.

by Stellarspace March 11, 2016


Bender brian

Bender brian is someone who is extremely homosexual and loves men

hes such a bender brian and he loves men so much

by MattN36 January 16, 2022


Zachary bender

An tic tac shaped piece of shit cocksucking asshole

Wow , Jerome is being such a Zachary bender

by Buhnrop premium February 28, 2018


Bryar Bender

Popular tiktoker who is constantly making jokes about the dream smp and being gay. Everyone on their TikTok simps for his dad because the dad likes jschlatt

Did you see that Bryar bender posted a new TikTok with his dad

Omg yes he’s a dilf

by Saly instagram August 1, 2021