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someone who has pale skin and freckles but is not red-haired. half gingers tend to be too awesome for their own good. they usually have hazel eyes and nice boobs (if they are female) or in the male case, a nice ass. half gingers love to make jokes about having "half a soul". full gingers consider themselves superior to the half gingers.
GINGER1: what's up my ginga?!
GINGER2: not much ginga!
HALF GINGER: aye gingas what's crackin?!
GINGER1&2: don't call us that...
(awkward silence)
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Minor illness of a heartbroken nature related to pining for someone of the Ginger sort (red-haired-ed)- the rarest of all of the humans.
Example:
Girl 1: Oh man that dude Chuck is so awesome! I've got the hugest ginger ailment for him. He's light bright, flamin' hott, and speckled like a cheetah. But that dood won't show me any love no matter how many loads of laundry I wash for him!
Girl 2: He is hot...and is all like Prince Harry charm mixed with David Caruso cool mixed with Ron Weasley awkward. I tried to hit that and all I got was this old moth eaten Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt to show for it..that I dug out of his garbage.
Girl 1: Sigh..
Girl 2: Sigh...
A psychotic ginger attacked with sparkles in nose and cheek region.
Ginger: Suck my dick!
Normal person: ATTACK!!!!
*POOF!* GINGER PIXIE!!!
Ginger: WTF!?!?!
Normal person: You should be thanking me....
A redhead who doesn't shave her pussy has a ginger patch.
He'll know I'm a true ginger when he sees my ginger patch.
A red-headed man who sports large side burns.
Freaking "Ginger Chops" over there screwed up our order.
A large, slothy, red-haired person
That guy he no regular ginger. He's big enough to be a ginger loaf.
Tea made of ginger people. I do not mean gingerbread people, I mean redheads. No souls. Those bitches.
"This tea tastes soulless. It must be ginger tea!"