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A disease in which females experience rapid hair growth, especially in the pubic region, and they start to unwillingly mimic the howl and movements of a gorilla. This often results in a a cross breed mating season between gorilla and human.
Jennifer got Gorillas Cooch while she was in Zimbabwe. Now she’s trying to mate with gorillas at the zoo.
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A variety of the Power Muff, the Gorilla muff is the fullest of all female bushes. Not only does it cover all aspects of a woman’s lower erogenous zones, it grows downwards to cover the upper thighs, upwards to cover the stomach, and loops around the bottom to cover a portion of the ass. It is extremely burdensome to maintain and often comes full of dingleberries, turds of varying size, dried discharge and stale urine. Unlike the Powder Room Muff, wet wipes are insufficient with regard to cleaning up the fallout of anything go in or out of it. Keeping it clean requires bathing (not showering) in two separately drawn baths following any toileting, menstrual or sexual activity. Its owners largely belong to fundamental religious sects who know little about the grooming requirements for sex play in the modern world. However, it is apparently quite repellant to male members of these groups, who often replace these hair bearers with younger wives with less cumbersome bushes (see Upper Puff, Powder Room Muff). On the contrary, some sexual deviants who are marginalized by mainstream society revere the Gorilla Muff as the Bush of all Bush. These pervs love to lose themselves in the fecal-infested, piss-stained, dinglenapped bush that is the Gorilla Muff.
Vanessa might put out. But that trick carries more turds in her Gorilla Muff than a dirty litter box.
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Hey did you see the news yesterday there was a dead gorilla :C
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Something a "Friend" calls a girl you are about to have sex with to make you think twice about her so he can have her while you're thinking.
Man I can't believe you're gonna fuck Gorilla Bitch.
Why did you call her Gorilla Bitch?
No reason
You think "Gorilla Bitch, but why?" while they are in the back screwing.
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People who look like gorillas when they eat, talk and sleep and have large ammounts of hair all over their bodies.
i couldnt stand to sit across the table from tat gorilla face any longer
everyone, look at that stupid gorilla face
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Lean, an opiate/opioid in liquid form. Doesnt really matter.
Lester: want a sip of my sprite?
John Jackson: oh sure man!
*hands some off colored sprite in a bottle.*
*chugs down*
Lester: Wait.. don't chug it....
John Jackson: Gorilla piss! How am I gonna take this test!
Fast forward 30 minutes, John Jacksons head is on his desk; some slobber is leaking on his test paper and he is feeling nice and warm.
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when a man and a woman are enjoying intercourse and he is about to cum so he takes it out, turns her over and cums in her face, then quickly trims his pubes and throws them at her face making them stick creating gorilla masking.
"i did some awesome gorilla masking to my piece last night! she looked terrible!!"
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