The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.
Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.
When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.
“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”
Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.
Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning
When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.
Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.
An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.
Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?
vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills
When you snap that one person you don't really care about right as you are snapping your best friend. Usually this is only initiated by replying.
If your girl is side snapping you, she's cheating.
Man I swear I'm getting side-snapped by my girl... her snapscore keeps on going up and she still hasnt seen my snap in the last week.
Sideboob is the registered trademark of a fashion line by the company Some Brand in Germany (www.sideboob.de). The name Sideboob originates from their renowned shirts with deep and wide side cutouts, which allow a view of the female and male breast seen from the side.
I love these SIDEBOOB Shirts, because they allow a nice view of her breast from the side. Show some side-boob!