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sweet word of endearment for a lil cutie you love (ELLEN MADE THIS UP)
Wow bri! You're such a sweet angel baby
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Easily the worst MLB Umpire. He sued MLB for not letting him officiate a World Series game even though a blind person could call a game better than him.
Legally Blind? Don't you mean legally Angel Hernandez?
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One sexy motherfucker thats always wanting to fuck
Hey did you see angel dust?
The drug?!?!?
NO dumbass
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The act of a woman imprinting her sweaty butt cheeks, thighs and vagina on a surface that shows the sweat marks which form the shape of an "angel". This often occurs after a strenuous workout or athletic activity. Common among Roller Girls.
Girl A skated for 2 hours straight. She was covered from head to toe in sweat. She sat on the floor and mad a Vagina Angel.
Hey! How about we all sit on the floor and make vagina angels? Then we can take pictures of them.
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A 400 lb heffalump resembling a giant mouth-breathing urinal cake that smells like rancid dolphin-infested tuna. Sometimes found with craft glitter in the unchanged adult diapers of low-rent convalescents patients.
"Please don't leave Gramma in that nursing home, she'll be defenseless against an Angel Zones infestation!"
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Not to be mistaken for a mere emissary, the pizza angel bestows the prodigal pie onto us, thus restoring peace to our maws and souls.
Pizza angel: "O.K., I've got one large pepperoni with a free garlic bread and--"
Resident: "Oh bless thine eyes noble angel of pastry and sauce!"
Pizza angel: "er, Whatever. That'll be 9.99$"
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A non-profit public safety and crime prevention organization founted in 1979 in the Bronx to combat crime on the subways and has spread throughout the world. They conduct safety patrols in cooperation with local law enforcement. They are distiguished by their red berets and white t-shirts or red jackets with an emblem which has wings and a watchful eye. They do not carry any weapon but are extensively trained in martial arts and self defense.
The Guardian Angels caught the rapist
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