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Batmaning

To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.

person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"

by The Real Batman_1972 June 28, 2015


Batmaning

The sexual act of having your partner laying on the ground, butt cheeks wide open, and you jump from the top of your bed and land with your penis in their ass.

Friend 1: Did you batmaning that girl last night?
Friend 2. Yea bro, her butt still hurts.

by ItzParticlez September 14, 2019


Batmaning

Standing on top of a building and looking down at a city for no explicable reason often to monologue or just pose.

Also known as, Dramatic High Perching, or spidermaning (although this typically involves a squat).

A: You see that new action movie?
B: Oh yeah, the main dude spends half the movie batmaning on buildings all around the city.
A: lol, looks cool though,

by Starkweather-G January 31, 2023


Batmaned

When a clearly stronger person lets a clearly weaker person think that they can defeat them to prevent there egos from being hurt.

I'm such a nice guy I batmaned that nerd so he could get a girl.

by ChelsealisaPeace February 22, 2016


I’m batman

Someone who can’t sleep at night because of mental struggles, heartbreak or grief.

“I’m batman” (I need to fight the voices in my head)

by brm006 September 5, 2023


I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman

by Pandapiers June 12, 2023


Batmanned

when a kid in a Batman suit carries you upstairs unconscious

That girl got Batmanned last night when everyone fell asleep.

by TMO11 January 11, 2020