Perpendicular Blumpkin

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.

I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.

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Cherry Blumpkin

This is "classic blumpkin" with a twist. Having sex while she is on the rag, then commencing the dick suck dump routine.

I love getting cherry blumpkins!!!

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anti-blumpkin

The opposite of blumpkin. To be felched while urinating.

Ah no, I just missed the bowl. This anti-blumpkin is dangerous!

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Street Blumpkin

The act of giving or receiving a blumpkin while on the street. Subject A proceeds to defecate in a street, sidewalk, or alleyway. Subject B performs fellatio on Subject A during the defecation process.

The homeless guy was already taking a dump in the alley; I thought I would be charitable and give him a Street Blumpkin.

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upper blumpkin

while giving an upper decker to a toilet you are getting a blumpkin

i went into my buddy's bathroom with my girlfriend and she gave me an upper blumpkin, it was awesome

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Ultimate Blumpkin

To get a bj while taking a dump and eating lobster at the same time.

I went over to legal seafood and got an ultimate blumpkin in the bathroom.

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hamster blumpkin

A hamster blumpkin means blowing a hamster while it's taking a crap.

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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.

"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.

"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"

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