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Someone who picks their nose excessively and constantly. They also compete in this grotesque sport usually ending in a bloody nose.
Hey, that guy is a pro booger boxer.
Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.
My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.
During foreplay, the male participant takes hold of both sides of his nutsack, and holds it out, as the other member empties their sinuses into the stretched scrotum
Yo, my girl asked me for a Bohemian Booger Blanket , so I whipped it out and she filled it up. Yo me and my girl were smashing but my nutsack started sticking to her pussy cause she gave me a bohemien booger blanket
Dave Frank is a professional booger eater and press operator. Can pick his nose w/a f'n glove on; a heavy cotton glove and devour the taste morsels.
A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.
During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.
noun. A 'G-String Booger' is the state or condition of having remnants of fecal matter located along the 'string' on a thong
"I was doing my fiances laundry when i came upon a few G-String Boogers and I proceeded to withdraw my prior proposal."
Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."