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Booger Boxer

Someone who picks their nose excessively and constantly. They also compete in this grotesque sport usually ending in a bloody nose.

Hey, that guy is a pro booger boxer.

by Paul December 13, 2004

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booger-eating moron

A dumbass, that picks his nose. Once the picking of the nose is willfully fulfilled. The dumbass chews and salivates his boogers, and tastefully swallows them in one gulp. Hencr the phrase.....booger-eating moron!

While hiding in the shadows, and lurking about. The booger-eating moron awaits another opportunity to feast upon himself.

by Finger Louie November 11, 2015


Bohemian Booger Blanket

During foreplay, the male participant takes hold of both sides of his nutsack, and holds it out, as the other member empties their sinuses into the stretched scrotum

Yo, my girl asked me for a Bohemian Booger Blanket , so I whipped it out and she filled it up. Yo me and my girl were smashing but my nutsack started sticking to her pussy cause she gave me a bohemien booger blanket

by Pussywarrior4slash December 1, 2016


booger eater

Dave Frank

Dave Frank is a professional booger eater and press operator. Can pick his nose w/a f'n glove on; a heavy cotton glove and devour the taste morsels.

by Bunzy August 22, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


G-String Booger

noun. A 'G-String Booger' is the state or condition of having remnants of fecal matter located along the 'string' on a thong

"I was doing my fiances laundry when i came upon a few G-String Boogers and I proceeded to withdraw my prior proposal."

by JavierGizzle September 7, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž