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bottom vinegar

The morning following a hot curry, one may find oneself suffering from spicy diarrhoea. This is more commonly known as bottom vinegar.

Can abbreviated to B.V. "I am suffering from a touch of B.V."

Solution is an aloe enriched Manpon.

I am suffering from a touch of bottom vinegar.

by Neil Yandell September 23, 2014


bisquit bottom

The dimply gelatinous flesh found immediately below the edge of a too tight bathing suit bottom. Found in close proximity to a muffin top!

Wow, look at the bisquit bottom on that girl. All that's missing is the gravy...

by Beta Humor May 3, 2013


pooey bottom

Something you get after visiting India

Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.

Severe diarrhoea.

"Oh shit lasts night curry has given me a pooey bottom."

"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."

by Happy Squirrel 24 November 16, 2017


bottom straddle

to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you

also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!

he was bottom straddled on the chair when someone pushed him on the back making him hit the floor.

by tartan whisky December 15, 2019


bottom of the slide

To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.

I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.

by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010


matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"

Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"

by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 13, 2015


facebook bottom

When your in a college fraternatey and you recognize a girls ass because her ass has been taged in so many picutres.

Bro! Is that that girl Sue? Damn I recognize that ass from Tina's facebook! That's a facebook bottom to remember.

by William Bee Cartright February 3, 2011