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prickly, desert living, water hogging plant.
there's that pesky😒 water hogging plant that has prickles and lives in the desert called a cactus🌵
when a man gets an erection whilst wearing tight pants. The penis then pulls on the pubes, giving a prickly feeling
person 1: ouch I'm getting a cactus
person 2: oo I hate when that happens
a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.
hey george do you have a cactus?
no tom, i hate those stupid plants
Caktus is the one person who will boost your confidence with a million.
She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.
Damn that's a pretty smile, it looks like Caktus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!
An weapon of mass destruction that is banned to trick killing thousands of people in World War I the Government tried to put it as gas but we all know that that prickly plant is dangerous and that we shall fear it because it is awesome more deadly than the pineapple which is also known as an apex predator
Guy 1: hey I got a cactus recently
Guy 2 alredy diling 911: you are a dangerous criminal and I will make sure that you get killed for your dangerous action you have a weapon that will kill us all you fool.
Someone who is terrified of women and will run screaming the other way. You can't get close enough because their needles will stab you.
Her: I want to talk to that cute person over there, but they're a cactus.