chocolate sex

The act of having sex with chocolate smeared all over you. Sometimes involving whipped cream and cherries.

Sex.Chocolate sex

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chocolate train

n. Essentially a conga line, but all the members are naked homosexuals.

Lance: <fag lisp> Omygosh!! That was some crazy shit last night!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Yeah... like, that chocolate train was awesome...
Lance: <fag lisp> Boyfriend, you don't even KNOW... I was at the front!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Ohmygawsh... i SOO wanted to be at the front...
Lance: <fag lisp> Hah haa! I got rammed harder than you!

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chocolate hostage

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

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chocolate thunder

explosive diarrhea

Bob had chocolate thunder all night.

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Chocolate Droppa

An farcical rapper created by comedian Kevin Hart.

Yo, i heard Chocolate Droppa was the ghost writer for Souja Boy

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chocolate suitcase

1. Pooping in someone's suitcase and zipping it up so they are none the wiser until they arrive home.

Greg was a real douchbag on our trip to Napa, so I gave him a chocolate suitcase.

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Chocolate Nine

A Black man's penis, that must be Nine inches or longer. Which i guess is common for black guys

Ryan loves to touch his chocolate nine, everyday...

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