Someone who is a hard stuck gold and has to talk shit to everyone if that person doesn’t live up to his standards
Oh wow bro your being a real chub
The Cutest Bunny On The Fucking Planet
Person 1 : Cutest thing on this planet???
Sane Person : Chubs The Bunny
Delicious or really good in any context.
“Yoooo, that looks burger looks chub.”
“It was pretty f****** good”
When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin
When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.
Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.
the chafing of inner thighs caused by rubbing together while sweating; particularly happening to people with large thighs
Person 1: "Why are you walking so weird?"
Person 2: "All this sweating gave me chub chap."