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Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason
Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night
corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down
Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.
Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list
When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams
You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.
A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.
Can we all agree that project managers are just corporate padding?
A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.
Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.
Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.
That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.
It is the antithesis, perhaps the natural enemy, of corporate greed.
The guy who assassinated the CEO of United Healthcare served some Corporate Justice.