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crap slappers

A cats paws

That cat is kneading me with her crap slappers.

by Barry Beef August 30, 2011

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crap packets

see poop schnitzels

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

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Crap App

A deceptive software program that looks useful, but designed to under-perform. An application lacking in usefulness or effective execution. Programmable digital facade, appealing to the eye and interesting in it's description, yet having no substance for the user.

He paid a hefty amount of money for a piece of software to help organize his business, but all he ended up with was a crap app.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

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crap bombing

"Crap bombing" is when your crap is so explosive that when you go to clean the toilet a week later there is crap particles on the bottom of the toilet seat. "Crap bombing"

crap bombingpooppooshitshitting

by Sandisands October 16, 2013

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call crap

to indicate that something is a blatant lie, and obvious falsehood.

I'm gonna have to call crap on ya there, Mr. President.

by JJonez July 31, 2006

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Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

by Francis April 5, 2003

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Crap Canyon

Rear end, butt, booty or ass. Not the Anus by itself but the whole ass. Used for apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.

Man, that chick had a nice crap canyon!

by chico1181 October 12, 2010

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