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Home of the crooks,thugs, and savages where crack selling was easy where gambling and killing someone sounded so easy is briddle creek aka ShottasVille
It got the name ShottasVille when one savage out there name on the map when letting shots of and making a rival gang called TFG so you know briddle creek is not somewhere to be when it gets dark outside if you not from there don't be out there briddle creek aka ShottasVille is one of the most dangerous neighborhoods out Virginia beach
Mom can I go to my friends house ?
Yes sure why not where does your friend stay ?
Briddle creek right around the corner
Nevermind you can't go
The Worst Place In All Existence
who says lets go to Mill Creek Middle School
The edge of someones anus crack.
I just felt a tingle in the creek of my ass.
Same as Stonyford minus the rodeo Plus a Great Cafe!!!!
(Elk Creek) is a country town.
When you go away for a weekend with fraternity brothers to a brother’s beautiful lake house, and you decide to take a dump in the pristine lake waters.
“Where’s GB?”
“He’s stocking the lake with some Deep Creek Brown Trout!”
The Jewel of the Mother Lode. Which isn't saying much.
Its population is about 2000. It's located smack-dab in the middle of Ass County, Assachusetts, USA. The 'A' in USA just stands for more ass.
(It's definitely not from Amador County nope nope no sir-ee)
There is a shitty school nearby. It's called Amador High School.
It mainly consists of:
- An entire army of (shitty) football players who like to point at girls and go, "ayyyy she got double d's"
- An entire army of 4' 11" girls who keep pulling their leggings up in an attempt to appear sexy but it just looks like they're giving themselves a wedgie
- Our lord and savior Cella
- weird drama kids
- weird band kids
- Those couples that stand in the middle of the hall and kiss when you're trying to go to fucking Geometry class
- A clowder of emos who call themselves nonbinary catgirls
- A bunch of country boys probably named Travis or something that call everything gay
- Weird horse girls (hurr durr)
- Trailer park trash
- People who don't have computers at home
- People who'd risk their lives to film Tiktoks
- People whose entire lives revolve around goats
And more! Come experience this at Amador County (and get peacefully drunk with fellow grandmas/grampas xoxo)
Teenage girl: Did you hear about Sutter Creek? I heard it's the Hick capital of the world!
Travis: hurr durr you got double d's
scotts creek is the worst elm school in wnc. want your daughter to get hit on by a teacher? here’s the place!!! want your son to make bomb threats? you’re at the right place!!!
mom: do you want to go to scott’s creek?
daughter: do you want me to get hate crimed?