a small boy that is rlly funny and kind but is very small like a crumb
someone : “omg is that a crumb?”
me : “no that’s tiny crumb!”
The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.
Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"
1- when you eat snacks and you have crumb all over your chest.
2-Your boobs are as small as a crumb
She has crumb tits.
Look at him eatting all the chips with his crumb ‘tis.
When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.
Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.
an assortment of various random objects, which are often useless or valueless; knick-knacks
Look at this cool pen I found while hunting for bread crumbs!
I took my metal detector out to the beach, but all I got were bread crumbs.
Synonym to "Simp". People that hover around, unconditionally defend or otherwise act in an overly submissive way towards women, in an attempt to obtain the smallest level of approval, usually with the delusion of forming a sexual relationship with said female. Derived from the phrase "Hunting for a crumb of pussy".
Man 1: "Bethany always has her army of dudes following her around, sniffing around for even a crumb of that pussy."
Man 2: "What a bunch of Crumb Hunters. Fucking embarrassing."
Synonym to "Simp". People that hover around, unconditionally defend or otherwise act in an overly submissive way towards women, in an attempt to obtain the smallest level of approval, usually with the delusion of forming a sexual relationship with said female. Derived from the phrase "Hunting for a crumb of pussy".
Man 1: "Bethany always has her army of dudes following her around, sniffing around for even a crumb of that pussy."
Man 2: "What a bunch of Crumb Hunters. Fucking embarrassing."