Dollar store remedy

Any problem that can be solved with a quick trip to a dollar store.

John- "Man I need to get some things for the party"
Brian- "Don't worry about it, thats a dollar store remedy."

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silver dollar

silver dollar is an anal sex offer given out of respect from working girls to the alpha male

she wanted me to check out her silver dollar during the poker game

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Five Dollar Footlong

1) Subway's deal, getting a footlong sandwich for $5
2) Its in my pants. Nuff Said.

LAUREN CONRAD: OMG this Five Dollar Footlong is so delicious and juicy
AUDRINA PARTRIGE: And big enough for us to share!

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million dollar baby

to break your neck on an solid object.
comes from the movie 'million dollar baby' in which actress hilary swank breaks her neck on a stool during a boxing match.

"omfg! did you see that jenny just went million dollar baby all over the place

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give me a dollar

Get in the shoe. Get in the fucking shoe.

Oh so it's going to be like this, bitch? Give me a dollar.

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one hundred dollars

A rebuke for doing or saying something rash or thoughtless; also clumsy. Originated from something costing this exact amount being roughly handled.

Chad throws a bottle of hot sauce to Mike and it splatters all over the carpet. "One hundred dollars!", Mike yells.

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Workin' the Dollar Menu

Instructions:
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered

Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL

"Workin' The Dollar Menu"

Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.

Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."

Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."

Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!

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