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A very lethal tactic used by most forty/fifty year old hairy odorful indian men, who walks towards an innocent group of young kids and lays a silent ass fart while he leaves. The fart soon starts to expand and causes a dirty current that leaves you hallucinated for days!
At the OKC Vball, Som Kaka surprised the Sister Chods with an Indian Drive By
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When a cherub performs a walk by farting on another individual.
Driver just pulled a Paducah Drive By on that ginger!
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Having your home or property photographed by the Google Maps Street View fleet.
I would have groomed my front yard had I know I was going to be hit by a Google Drive-By.
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Gimpyrobb, when he drives in traffic.
Non stop expletives fly from Gimpyrobb's mouth when he drives in traffic. I have diagnosed him with Driving Tourette's Syndrome
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The funniest group of people you know, who have very good inside jokes and know how to throw the best fucking parties.
Guy:Dude you need to get into our holland drive!
Guy 2: So you guys are some of the funniest people I know now?
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A sport that requires at least three people to perform (Driver,Counter, Burger thrower), burgers, a car and unsuspecting victims. 5 minute rule applies.
Burgers are thrown at the victims, resembles a drive-by, from inside the car. Points are gained by how much the thrown burger costs plus the impact/damage. Bonuses can be accumulated by the location of where the burger hit the victim's body.* The points are then recorded by the Counter, participants then switch places. Whoever scored the most is the winner and crowned as Burger King. (This is how the Fast Food restaurant, Burger King, originated. But now they aim at the victims' mouth and if successful, the victims are required to pay).
*points and bonuses are set agreed upon the participants.
jon: hey, im bored and there are a lot of people out in the streets.
jef: i've no job atm, and im pretty bored too.
bob: you thinkin what im thinkin?
all: Drive by Burger!!!!
jon: whats consequences? we might even be seen and get employed by Burger King if we do a great job.
jef: oh cool. ill start first, jon u count the points and bob, get ready to put the pedal to metal!!!
*later that day, they were all employed*
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A software architect that comes up with overly complex, fragile designs that look great on paper but suck to work with. The architect subsequently bails before engineering teams start working with their 'design' and find all the design flaws, poorly thought out ideas, and parts that lack any common sense so they don't need to fix any of it.
Engineer1: We're way behind schedule because this system is so complex and fragile! Who designed this crap?
Engineer2: I forget her name. She bailed right before coding started.
Engineer1: We got drive by architected!
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