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a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie
after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours
Something a lot of Irish guys have.
Girl-You have penis envy.
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?
When a person who doesn’t encounter discrimination pretends they are being oppressed because they wish they could tell a personal story about overcoming oppression
There’s no war on Christmas, they just have victim envy
Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.
Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
When a co-worker has a bowl of chocolate on their desk that more people stop at and comment on than another co-worker has at their desk.
Did you see how Mary jumped up to see what kind of chocolate Camile had after the EVP stopped and commented on it? You know she'll buy it for her desk next week because she has chocolate envy.
An absolutely unequivocally amazingly cute bunvy
Can you belive how cute Envy Draven is?
When someone is jealous of your custom mask.
I like your Spaceballs The Mask, I'm having Mask Envy.