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UV Express

A white van that contains seating for usually 16 or 18 people. Usually found in the Philippines as an altrnative for the jeepney. It is a point-to-point service that never loads passengers unless it's at its final destination. It is usually airconditioned.

Let's ride a UV Express home.

by LetItRip016 April 6, 2021


Tampax Express

The exclusively female equivalent of a human centipede, where instead of being linked via genital penetration, but where the hand of the partner behind said female links to them by holding onto the tampon string of the female in front of them

Let your imagination run wild it’s a Tampax Express

by Siriusly?#harrypotterlover:) September 2, 2019


Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019


Express Clothing

Cheap Chinese Knock off clothing that was designed i New York but made in China , and they charge they’re customers a fortune for cheap quality

Yo I Saw this cool jacket @ Express clothing

by 1Shot Duke December 10, 2019


To Polar Express

To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.

Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!

by Polar express December 9, 2017


Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.

Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.

by Pointman411 February 27, 2023


Reverse Express

It is when Government introduces a program to correct a problem in the market place.

Reverse Express is when government introduces a program such as EPA to correct a market place imbalance.

by mmemoly July 7, 2011