Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

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Swine Flu

Like yellow fever, except for girls of large girth; when a man has an unusual attraction for overweight females.

1. Andy - "Yo, Brad, what happened to you last night?"

Brad - "Ugh, I went home with Bertha, looks like I caught the Swine Flu again."

2. Person 1: "What's wrong with Sam? Why does he keep chasing fat girls?"

Person 2: "He clearly has a bad case of Swine Flu."

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Swine Flu

Meaning when the cops come down on your ass hard. Especially when under investigation or arrest.

Man nigga mickles got the swine flu all over his drunk ass.

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Bird Flu

Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*

An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.

"Man, that bitch must have Tucan Sam in her blood cuz she got the bird flu!!!"

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swine flu

A flu that makes you attracted to morbidly obese men, usually homosexual, and named Cipriano.

Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!

Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!

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Swag Flu

Getting money and bitches in da club. Spreading your swag. Getting blown(More than one way). It can be very contagious so wear a face mask.

YO Mane Benni gots so much swag flu all the chicks just hop on his dick.

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Swine Flu

A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.

John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"

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