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chest children

Boobs, especially big ones

When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too

by maxreboband November 22, 2020


Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.

Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.

by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019


Children Chaser

A Man or Woman who likes pursuing relationships with Men or Women 20 to 30 years younger than themselves

When He or She is 50 or Older and dates Men or Women that are between 35 and 25 yrs old, That's a Children Chaser

by Airsoftcleaner October 20, 2020


YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...

Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023


children wore there dirty shoes

Children wore there dirty shoes

Children wore there dirty shoes

by Children wore there dirty shoe December 5, 2021


the noob children

4 little noobs aspiring to take over the world alongside their parent, nuggets.

the noob children kidnapped my goldfish!!! HELP!!!

by jimmybiscut74 April 8, 2021


Grocery Store Children

Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.

*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.

I see someone's Grocery Store Children out on the scene of that wreck. (Quote: Sheree Horn)

by Chief of Chiefs January 14, 2024