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Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit
Person:u want some lucky charms?
Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!
Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe
Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈
Person:*sigh* …children…
Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.
I have too many children.
little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.
Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.
Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?
Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.
Stupid little shits who don't know how to sit down for five minutes