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i know it
i just know it.
is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you
epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.
Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2
"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers
A popular Team Fortress 2 meme stemming from a YTP from the early 2020s.
Soldier: I'm gonna brown :((((
Scout: What?
Soldier: IM SHITSINNGGG?
*Insert taco bell ejection noise*
you really just fucked me off.
“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response
you just pissed her tf off
when you fuck someone till they love you
im gonna gillie you anareae
A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.
Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.