beef hammer

basically another synonym for a penis.

Yeah then I just smacked her in the face with my beef hammer!

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Shit Hammer

Let's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer.

Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!!

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drop the hammer

to hit the throttle hard

north jersey guido: they really dropped the hammer last night at that show.
jersey slut: fuckin-a right, and it rocked!

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Scotland Hammer

Hammering the "vag" with a finger, dildo, or cock, while listening to and/or playing the bagpipes. Double the points for playing the pipes while pounding. Triple the points for pounding a girl wearing a kilt or for you yourself wearing a kilt.

Oh my fucking god, he brought out the bagpipes! Scotland Hammer x2!

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Hammer of Thor

When in an argument or meeting, taking a shit in your hand and slamming it down on the table as you say your point. Argument over, meeting adjourned.

Man, Sam really put down the Hammer of Thor in that meeting.

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Hammer of Thor

It is where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner with it.

"Man, all these sex positions are getting boring. I'm gonna try the Hammer of Thor."

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MC Hammer

A very cool rapper guy from the eighties/early nineties, is NOT a one hit wonder.

His greatest works include "U Can't Touch This", "Here Comes the Hammer", "Too Legit to Quit", and "Turtle Power".

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