when a female has a nice ass shes got lots of junk in her trunk
damn that bitch got junk in her trunk!
85π 30π
Phrase used when you are referring to a girl whose name slips your mind for the moment
Did you ask whats her face about tonight?
46π 14π
Term used to describe the act of hardcore/rampant penetrative vaginal sex.
1. "Oi Farmer... I wanna mash your gash!"
2. "I'd well mash her gash"
27π 7π
This technique is used by a woman while playing with herself . This involves stroking her vagina and her beaver in a dainty and self-ticklish way .
This masturbation technique takes place after a woman is already aroused but wants to heighten this effect on her .
You can also call it tickling her tiger or for a guy polishing your penguin .
211π 83π
To examine a females body to establish her overall sexyness.
Extensive but not obsessive checking out of a girl.
This girl sounds nice but i"ll have to grade her papers before I make a move.
I graded her papers and she passed in every way.
12π 2π
Meaning you would shag the shit out of someone/ find them sexually appealing/ attractive. Mostly commonly used for a young girl or rather a MILF.
oh Alfieβs mum is banging βIβd rag herβ
Sheila? βRagged herπβ
15π 2π
When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesnβt give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyoneβs wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, βI own her wetness,β is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
21π 5π