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10 inch pinch

A small crab penis

That crab has a 10 inch pinch

by The DICKshonery January 3, 2017


2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches

Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky

by SteakNachos September 26, 2020


3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun

Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"

by meme nation December 19, 2017


funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.

"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut

by Peanut June 10, 2004


Six inch barbell curl

Masterbating

Man... I'm so bored that even doing the six inch barbell curl doesn't excite me

by sterlingcooperdraperprice November 11, 2009


1 inch willie

A very small penis. Normally a sarcastic term for a small penis, not literally a 1 incher.

I heard Mitchell has a 1 inch Willie.

by Willie Dong December 20, 2015


2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023