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A socially inept person who dwells on the internet because he doesn't have much to do in real life. They often hang out with other internet dwellers in online forums, message boards and other social networking websites, creating many diverse communities.
Not to be used to describe a person who simply browses the internet a lot, as internet dwellers also tend to stay away from the more mainstream social networking sites and only browse the more obscure corners of the internet, like what a real-life dweller would do.
Ben doesn't have a very exciting social life nor is does he have the motivation to try out any hobbies. Therefore, he spends most of his time online as an internet dweller.
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Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.
"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
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Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."
(loosely)
Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here
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Myspace.com
"A place for friends."
Everybody craves the Vagina of the Internet, for affirmation of their (wo)manhood.
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Children that try to act tough on the internet
That Gunner Kid Is A Real Internet Pussy.
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Moderator of internet forums, usually sad, lonely and ginger. Likes to cause arguements and think they are really really good by being smart on the internet. Unaware that most people don't actually give a shit. See internet nerd and sad cunt.
Jeff: Bit of polish sir?
forum user: Er, no thanks.
Jeff: But you said before that you want a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years ago.
forum user: And?
Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.
forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!
Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.
forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.
Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet moderator.
forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.
Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.
Hacked person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.
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A great program that lets you download viruses.
It also serves as a program to download firefox which is way better than internet explorer.
internet explorer is just really bad.
see also shit.
Bob: w00t, I’m downloading 500+ viruses a minute on internet explorer!
Jeff: Lololllolololllololollolz0rz! Inronetz explo0dr is liek fukin', shit. lolololollolololo!!!!!!1!!1!11111!!11! XD
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