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when you have seen the girl of your dreams and know that you are never going to get her, so all you can do is "pleasure" youself over the thought of her.
therby "jerking her out" of your system.
trev: oh man that girl is so hot, i think i love her
pete: shut up man, just go back to your apartment and jerk it out.
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The definition of Circle Jerk - COULD - be subject to regional differences. Like Pop in the Midwest is Soda everywhere else (each taking their small part of Soda Pop).
In the Midwest, in the 70's (when I was in Jr. High), the accepted meaning of Circle Jerk referred to a wanking party game with the last to go eating the unfortunate cracker the produce was aimed at. I take some stock in this definition as there is nothing quicker on the trigger than a Jr. High boy.
Plus they're still of an age where remedial body functions are an item of infinite fascination (do they ever REALLY outgrow that?), and what else would they do on long, dull, Winter nights?
These hors dourves look like circle jerk leftovers.
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Alternate name for Circuit City
I need an ipod, let's head over to Jerk it Silly.
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The act of walking after being interrupted masturbating where the erect penis makes pulling the pants up difficult or hard so the pants stay half mast causing the subject to waddle.
I was so high I forgot I ordered the pizza and cinnasticks and decided to rub one out to a midget menos a trois when the doorbell rang... I had to jerk waddle up a flight stairs and past my sleeping mother. Then I realized I didn't have a pen.
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1. (v) Several men standing in a circle masterbating.
-Urban legend says sometimes a piece of bread is placed in the middle. The last person to cum on the bread has to eat it.
2. (adj) A description of a ridiculous situation.
"Do you guys actually work, or is it just a circle jerk back there?"
"This is one big fucking circle jerk!"
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A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)
Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!
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when a girl sits on top of you and you eat her pussy while she jacks you off
timmy "dude did you hear about what jessica gave matt last night?"
nathan "yeah man i heard she gave him a caribbean jerk
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