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soz-hard - meaningless phrase used by townies.
soz derives from the word "sorry" and some chav just decided to throw "hard" onto the end of it.
used to piss someone off when they try and have an argument with you or used when you have made a mistake and someone has pointed it out.
a way of apolagising but at the same time telling them someone you dont give a shit what they think, and you arent really sorry and you just wanna piss them off.
no. 1: hey chav, you disrepected my family honour!
chav: soz-hard!
no. 1: hey chav, you have got that wrong, the germans didnt win the war you frigging idiot.
chav: soz-hard!
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the inferior "earpiece" on your headphone set. for songs that use surround sound, where some sounds are only in one earphone but not the other. there is always one earphone that gets all the sounds, this is the superior earphone, the other earphone only gets some of the sounds. this is the bitch earphone.
it is vitally important when listening to an ipod/walkman etc with only 1 earphone in, that you dont put in the "bitch earphone"
hey this version of bohemian rhapsody is balls. oh damn it! i was using the bitch earphone!
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when someone has the facial appearance of having been hit, full-force in the face by a shovel, therby making them a "shovelface" the person then has a very flat face, normally they are hideously ugly.
"ugh! she has a bitch of a shovelface!"
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when your girlfriend wont put out and then one day you walk in on her having sex with someone else. you storm off feeling extremely angry, however you are also extremely turned on having jsut seen your super hot girlfriend completely naked.
so you pleasure yourself in an angry fashion. an angry wank can however be done over any sexually orientated thing that makes you angry.
i saw tim boning my girlfriend, and i saw her boobs. i was so angry i had to have an angrywank.
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when you have seen the girl of your dreams and know that you are never going to get her, so all you can do is "pleasure" youself over the thought of her.
therby "jerking her out" of your system.
trev: oh man that girl is so hot, i think i love her
pete: shut up man, just go back to your apartment and jerk it out.
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anal sex, or the love of another mans anal area. bumbum refers to man on man sex, as they both have an arse that is "penetrable", therby being two "bums" included in the sex.
"dont try and hide it, we all know you like the bumbum"
"those gayboys love a bit of bumbum"
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