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The type of work colleagues that are often late to work but always manage to go home on time
Yeah Alan! Your never late twice in the same day are you!
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used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.
variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings
Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!
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A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.
To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.
I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.
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The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.
"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"
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yeah Marci Brady did say that.....but i always imagined she meant she got kissed on one of her lovely asscheeks (wink wink)
I'll never was my cheek again (Sez Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady)
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What you do when a cute boy kisses it it.
"When that boy who looked like a dreamy mix of Vanilla Ice and James Brown kissed me, I screamed, 'I'll never wash my cheek!"
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Can be used in two cases. One for the girls and one for the guys. When this is said to a girl, it means dont play with other blokes dicks. When said to a guy it means dont touch up my girl (rhubarb being a nice sweet dish when added with sugar, girls being nice and sweet)
Boys: Hey man, thats my girlfriend you're trying to impress. Stop it, never rub another mans rhubarb.
Girls: Hey there bitch what you doing? That guys coming on to you. Remember I'm your boyfriend, never rub another mans rhubarb or else. (fight)
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